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Zejan’s Diary Archives

Here is a list of all 272 of Zejan’s Diary Entries, click on the months to expand/collapse the menus:

May 2008 (2)
- 31: 5-22-2008 (0)
- 31: 5-23-2008 (0)
June 2008 (37)
- 01: Brah (0)
- 01: Mumbles (0)
- 01: Johnny (0)
- 01: The Wife Beater (0)
- 01: Old School (0)
- 01: 5-24-2008 (0)
- 01: 5-25-2008 (2)
- 01: 5-25-2008 (2) (1)
- 07: 5-25-2008 (3) (1)
- 07: 5-25-2008 (4) (4)
- 07: 5-25-2008 (5) (0)
- 07: 5-26-2008 (0)
- 09: 5-27-2008 (0)
- 09: 5-27-2008 (2) (2)
- 09: 5-27-2008 (3) (0)
- 09: 5-27-2008 (4) (0)
- 09: 5-28-2008 (2)
- 09: 5-28-2008 (2) (4)
- 10: 5-29-2008 (1)
- 10: 5-29-2008 (2) (0)
- 10: 5-29-2008 (3) (0)
- 17: 5-30-2008 (0)
- 17: 5-30-2008 (2) (0)
- 17: 5-30-2008 (3) (0)
- 17: 6-3-2008 (0)
- 17: 6-3-2008 (2) (0)
- 17: 6-4-2008 (1)
- 18: 6-4-2008 (2) (3)
- 18: 6-4-2008 (3) (2)
- 19: 6-8-2008 (0)
- 19: 6-8-2008 (2) (0)
- 21: 6-10-2008 (0)
- 21: 6-10-2008 (2) (0)
- 21: 6-10-1008 (3) (0)
- 22: 6-11-2008 (0)
- 22: 6-11-2008 (2) (0)
- 28: 6-14-2008 (1)
July 2008 (15)
- 02: 6-22-2008 (10)
- 14: Undated Randomness (0)
- 14: 6-26-2008 (0)
- 16: 6-27-2008 (Way Early Morning) (0)
- 16: 6-27-2008 (2) (0)
- 16: 7-7-2008 (1)
- 16: 7-11-2008 (1)
- 16: 7-12-2008 (0)
- 16: 7-12-2008 (2) (0)
- 16: 7-12-2008 (3) (0)
- 21: 7-14-2008 (0)
- 22: 7-14-2008(2) Current Cast of Characters (0)
- 29: 7-15-2008 (0)
- 30: 7-15-2008 (2) (0)
- 30: 7-15-2008 (3) (1)
August 2008 (2)
- 08: 7-28-2008 (2)
- 08: 7-28-2008 (2) (0)
September 2008 (21)
- 03: 8-24-2008 (0)
- 06: 8-25-2008 Inmate Update (0)
- 08: 8-26-2008 (2)
- 09: 8-26-2008(?) (2)
- 10: 8-27 or 8-28-2008… Thursday near the end of August… (1)
- 11: 8-29-2008 (0)
- 13: 8-30-2008 (0)
- 16: 8-31-2008 or 9-1-2008 or something like that… (2)
- 16: 9-1-2008 (0)
- 19: 9-2-2008 (2)
- 19: 9-2 (possibly 9-3 by now… it is kinda late) (0)
- 19: 9-4-2008 (0)
- 22: 9-8-2008 (2)
- 22: 9-8-2008 (2) (0)
- 22: 9-9-2008 (1)
- 22: 9-10-2008 (0)
- 22: 9-15-2008 (0)
- 23: 9-16-2008 (0)
- 24: 9-17-2008 (0)
- 26: 9-18-2008 (1)
- 26: 9-18-2008(2) (0)
October 2008 (28)
- 01: 9-21-2008 (1)
- 01: 9-22-2008 (0)
- 01: 9-22-2008(2) (0)
- 01: 9-24-2008 (0)
- 03: 9-25-2008 (0)
- 03: 9-25-2008(2) (1)
- 04: 9-26-2008 (16)
- 04: 9-26-2008(2) (1)
- 06: 9-27-2008 (7)
- 07: 9-28-2008 (0)
- 07: 9-29-2008 (0)
- 08: 10-1-2008 (0)
- 08: 10-2-2008 (0)
- 08: 10-3-2008 (0)
- 08: 10-5-2008 (0)
- 08: 10-5-2008(2) (0)
- 10: 10-6-2008 (0)
- 10: 10-6-2008(2) (4)
- 10: 10-7-2008 (0)
- 20: 10-10-2008 (1)
- 20: 10-10-2008(2) (1)
- 22: 10-10-2008(3) (0)
- 23: 10-11-2008 (3)
- 27: 10-17-2008 (0)
- 27: 10-17-2008(2) (0)
- 28: 10-18-2008 (0)
- 29: 10-18-2008(2) (3)
- 30: 10-19-2008 (0)
November 2008 (53)
- 01: 10-20-2008 (0)
- 02: 10-20-2008(2) (1)
- 02: 10-21-2008 (0)
- 03: 10-22-2008 (0)
- 03: 10-22-2008(2) (0)
- 03: 10-23-2008 (3)
- 03: 10-23-2008(2) (3)
- 05: 10-24-2008 (0)
- 05: 10-24-2008(2) (0)
- 05: 10-24-2008(3) (0)
- 05: 10-24-2008(4) (0)
- 07: 10-26-2008 (0)
- 07: 10-26-2008(2) (0)
- 07: 10-26-2008(3) (0)
- 07: 10-26-2008(4) (0)
- 08: Undated Parody (0)
- 08: 10-29-2008 (0)
- 08: 10-29-2008(2) (0)
- 10: 10-30-2008 (0)
- 10: 10-30-1008(2) (2)
- 10: 10-30-2008(3) (0)
- 10: 10-30-2008(4) (1)
- 11: 10-30-2008(5) (1)
- 13: Man, I am so sorry to everybody… (0)
- 13: Halloween(2008) (0)
- 13: 11-1-2008 (0)
- 14: 11-1-2008(2) (0)
- 14: 11-2-2008 (0)
- 15: 11-4-2008 (0)
- 16: 11-5-2008 (0)
- 16: 11-5-2008(2) (1)
- 16: 11-5-2008(3) (0)
- 16: 11-5-2008(4) (0)
- 17: 11-6-2008 (2 AM) (2)
- 17: 11-6-2008 (1:15 PM) (0)
- 17: 11-6-2008 (4:30 PM) (0)
- 17: 11-6-2008 (11:00 PM) (1)
- 18: 11-7-2008 Inmate Update (0)
- 18: 11-07-2008 (5:30 pm) (0)
- 20: 11-11-2008 (5)
- 22: 11-13-2008 (1:30 AM) (0)
- 22: 11-13-2008 (4:30 PM) (1)
- 23: 11-14-2008 (7:30 PM) (0)
- 24: 11-15-2008 (6:00 AM) (0)
- 24: 11-15-2008 (2)
- 24: 11-15-2008 (6:00 PM) (0)
- 26: 11-16-2008 (1)
- 26: 11-16-2008 (9:30 PM) Inmate Update (0)
- 27: 11-17-2008 (1:30 AM) (0)
- 27: 11-19-2008 (8:00 PM) (0)
- 27: 11-19-2008 (10:00 PM) Inmate Update (0)
- 28: 11-20-2008 (9:30 PM) (0)
- 28: 11-20 (11:30 PM) (0)
December 2008 (12)
- 09: 11-21-2008 (3:00 AM) Zombie Survival Plan V2.0 (3)
- 09: 11-23 (7:30 PM) Faking an Insanity Plea (0)
- 10: 11-24-2008 (2:00 AM) Are you smarter than a criminal? (6)
- 10: 11-24-2008 (9:30 PM) You are more than likely smarter than a criminal (0)
- 11: 11-26-2008 (Noon) Slim Taps Out (0)
- 12: 11-27-2008 (11:00 AM) Happy Thanksgiving! (0)
- 13: 12-3-2008 (12:45 PM) No Insanity Plea for J00! (0)
- 13: 12-3-2008 (1:15 PM) Inmate Update (0)
- 14: 12-3-2008 (2:45 PM) Long Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away… (0)
- 14: 12-3-2008 (4:00 PM) Cocaine is a hell of a drug (2)
- 24: 12-8-2008 (9:30 PM) I’m Gonna’ Get You Sucka’ (0)
- 24: 12-8-2008 (11:30 PM) Brother can you build a bear? (3)
January 2009 (26)
- 21: 12-13-2008 (2:00 Am) Contemplating Misery (5)
- 21: 12-15-2008 (3:30 PM) Misc. (0)
- 21: 12-16-2008 (7:00 AM) OMGWTFBREAKFAST?!? (0)
- 22: 12-16-2008 (4:00 PM) Perspective (0)
- 22: 12-17-2009 (10:30 AM) Under no circumstances are you to whistle while you work (1)
- 22: 12-18-2008 (1:00 AM) Urge to Kill Rising… (0)
- 22: 12-18-2008 (7:00 AM) Harmany has been Reestablished (0)
- 22: 12-18-2008 (9:30 PM) Are You Smarter than a Criminal (Part Two) (0)
- 22: 12-19-2008 (1:30 PM) Creepy Guy Freakout Countdown: 11 Days (0)
- 23: 12-24-1008 (11:00 AM) The Man-Panty Fallout and Tick goes to Prison (1)
- 23: 12-25-2008 (8:00 AM) Magic Johnson Has the Cure for AIDS But They Won’t Give it to You if You Aren’t Rich (6)
- 23: 12-26-2008 (9:30 PM) The Lawyer Showeth (0)
- 23: 12-27-2008 (3:00 AM) Can’t sleep, Clowns’ll Eat Me (0)
- 23: Inmate Log, Jaildate (12.30.2008.9:30PM) Creepy Guy Taps Out (0)
- 23: 12-31-2008 (9:30 PM) Seriously, I Like the Hair… (0)
- 23: 12-31-2008 (11:30 PM) Jail Haiku (0)
- 23: 1-1-2009 (2:00 AM) Seriously? A bag of Lasagna? (0)
- 23: 01-02-09 (1:30 pm) Holy crap, I’m going to prison… (0)
- 23: 1-06-09 (9:30 pm) Holy crap, I’m going to prison forever… (0)
- 23: 01-07-09 (9:30 pm) Holy crap, I’m going to die in prison…twice. (0)
- 23: 01-10-09 (10:00 pm) Well, the verdict is in and it is 24 counts of guilty. I have to admit that I’ve had better days. (0)
- 23: 01-10-09 (11:00 pm) Inmate Update (0)
- 30: 1-12-2009 (9:00 PM) I’m All Right, Don’t Nobody Worry ‘Bout Me… (0)
- 30: 1-15-2009 (11:00 AM) Guilty Verdicts Abound in B Block (3)
- 30: 1-16-2009 (11:00 PM) Collateral Damage (1)
- 30: 1-17-2009 (1:00 AM) Runaway Toilets, Film at Eleven (0)
February 2009 (14)
- 15: 01-20-2009 (3:00 AM) The State of the Zejan Address (0)
- 15: 1-20-2009 (1:45 PM) Hail to the Chief (0)
- 15: 1-20-2009 (8:00 PM) Creepy Guy Seriously Doesn’t Like Me (Yay Drama) (0)
- 15: 1-22-2009 (1:00 AM) Starter Trials (0)
- 17: Friday, 1-23-09 (5:30 p.m.) Stabby McStabberson Gets Sentenced (0)
- 17: Monday, 1-26-09 (4:00 a.m.) I’m Madder’n a Sumbitch! (0)
- 17: Monday 1-26-09 (9:00 p.m.) Idiocracy NOW! (0)
- 17: Wednesday, 1-28-09 (10:30 p.m.) My Favorite Author (0)
- 18: Thursday, 1-29-09 (2:00 a.m.) Inmate Update (0)
- 18: Thursday, 1-29-09 (1:30 p.m.) The Best Part of Waking Up (0)
- 18: Thursday, 1-29-09 (9:30 p.m.) The Day From Hell Continues, and Things Get Shitty (0)
- 18: Friday, 1-30-09 (2:30 p.m.) Creepy Guy Gets Sentenced (0)
- 18: Friday, 1-30-09 (3:00 p.m.) Inmate Update (0)
- 18: Saturday, 1-31-09 (1:00 p.m.) A Block No Longer Hates Me (0)
March 2009 (9)
- 08: Monday, 2-09-09 (5:00 p.m.) Seriously God, You Can Quit Now, It Stopped Being Funny A Long Time Ago (0)
- 08: Tuesday, 2-10-09 (noon) Honestly, I’m Not Laughing (0)
- 08: Wednesday, 2-11-09 (2:00 a.m.) Wishful Thinking (0)
- 10: Thursday, 2-12-09 (2:00 p.m.) And Then There Were Three (0)
- 10: Friday, 2-13-09 (10:30 a.m.) This Is How They Roll (0)
- 11: Saturday, 2-14-09 (5:00 p.m.) Supermodels Love Criminals… and Criminals Love the Cock (0)
- 13: Friday, 2-20-09 (1:00 a.m.) Inmate Update (0)
- 13: Thursday, 2-26-09 (9:15 p.m.) Rectractions, Omission, and Errata (0)
- 29: Sunday, 3-15-09 (10:00 p.m.) Friday Sucked (4)
April 2009 (14)
- 01: Wednesday, 3-18-09 (11:00 a.m.) Old Home Week (0)
- 02: Thursday, 3-19-09 (10:30 p.m.) Moved Again (0)
- 03: Sunday 03-22-09 (11:00 p.m.) We of the Wild Potato Clan Accept Your Meat (0)
- 06: Monday 03-23-09 (1:00 a.m.) Oh Yeah, Talk About Omens… (0)
- 07: Thursday, 03-26-09 (9:00 p.m.) Aaaaaaaaaand They’re Off! (0)
- 08: Friday, 03-27-09 I Have No Cellie (0)
- 09: Sunday, 03-29-09 Weekends are Sloooooooow (1)
- 10: Monday, 03-30-09 James Bond (0)
- 10: Tuesday, 03-31-09 New Digs, New Cellie, New Headaches (0)
- 15: Sunday, 4-04-09 (1:30 p.m.) Old Home Week at CRC (0)
- 16: Wednsday 4-08-09 (8:30 AM) I I I I I I ain’t got no ceeelllie! (0)
- 18: Wednsday 4-08-09 (2:00 PM) I I I I I I I have got a ceeelllie! (0)
- 18: Wednesday 4-08-09 (2:30 PM) New cellie continued…. (0)
- 24: Thursday, 4-9-09 (6:00 PM): General Prison Culture (0)
May 2009 (3)
- 13: Monday 4-20-09 (3:00 p.m.) Inmate Update (0)
- 15: Wednesday 4-22-09 (10:45 p.m.) So, a Hallucinating Priest and a Seven-Foot Satanist Walk Into a Prison Shower… (0)
- 31: Monday, 4-27-09 (3:55 p.m.) I’m Dying…Hopefully Anyway (0)
June 2009 (8)
- 01: Tuesday, 04-28-09 (4:00 p.m.) Dorm Life (0)
- 02: Friday, 5-15-09 (9:00 a.m.) SORRC Hooooo! (0)
- 03: Monday, 5-18-09 (11:00 p.m.) Day Two of SORRC (0)
- 04: Tuesday, 5-19-09 (10:45 p.m.) Day Three – Sociopaths and Videotape (0)
- 26: 5-?-09 (11:30 p.m.) SORRC – Days 4 and 5 (0)
- 28: Sometime in May, possibly Friday (2:30 p.m.) Mississippi Hot Dog Water (0)
- 29: 6-03-09 (10:00 p.m.) The Long Road to Lebanon: Organ Leggers, Moon Landings, and Other Various Bullshit (0)
- 30: 6-04-09 (4:30 p.m.) No Smile for Joo! (0)
July 2009 (1)
- 02: 6-06-09 (8:45 p.m.) Stabby Stabby Stabby! (3)
September 2009 (3)
- 22: 6-15-09 (12:15 p.m.) The Yard (0)
- 25: 7-04-09 (noon) “Ain’t Nobody in the Whole Camp Gonna Miss Lunch Today” (0)
- 30: 7-21-09 (2:30 p.m.) This Just In: (0)
October 2009 (2)
- 01: 7-23-09 (9:00 a.m.) Update: Hooray! The Wicked Filth is Flushed! (0)
- 02: (no date/title) (0)
November 2009 (15)
- 12: 8-22-09 (11:30 a.m.) Prison Shower Do’s and Don’ts for Squishy White Guys (0)
- 13: 8-31-09 I May Never Understand (0)
- 14: 9-24-09 (2:00 a.m.) A Day in the Life (0)
- 15: 10-01-09 (9:35 p.m.) New Plan – Daily Entries (twice the angst in half the space!) (0)
- 16: 10-02-09 (8:15 p.m.) Interesting Lunchtime Entertainment (0)
- 17: 10-16-09 (4:00 p.m.) Daily…That Means Every Day, Right? (0)
- 17: 10-17-09 (9:20 p.m.) Pizza Day! *burp* (0)
- 18: 10-18-09 (11:30 p.m.) Good Books + Pizza = Win (0)
- 20: 10-19-09 (8:30 a.m.) Mandatory Gym Rec = Lose (0)
- 23: 10-20-09 (11:30 p.m.) I Remain Unextortable (or at least unextorted) (0)
- 24: 10-21-09 (1:00 a.m.) Visiting Day! Hoorj! (0)
- 25: 10-22-09 (8:05 p.m.) Interesting Conversation With D-Red (0)
- 25: 10-23-09 (11:45 a.m.) Books I’ve Read in Prison (0)
- 27: 10-24-09 (11:30 p.m.) Exciting Day!! (0)
- 30: 10-25-09 (9:15 p.m.) Nine Thousand, Eight Hundred and Fifty-Three (0)
December 2009 (6)
- 01: 10-26-09 (1:45 a.m.) Sleep? Whassat? (0)
- 02: 10-27-09 (12:45 a.m.) Minor Scuffle – No Deaths (0)
- 03: 10-28-09 (11:15 p.m.) Wednesday (0)
- 04: 10-29-09 (9:15 p.m.) Zug Zug (0)
- 05: 10-30-09 (9:30 a.m.) Ten Thousand, One Hundred and Five (0)
- 07: 10-31-09 (8:00 p.m.) Happy Halloween! (0)
March 2010 (1)
- 02: Oh crap! (0)

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The time since Zejan's arrest has been hard on everyone, but we are with our loved ones, we are in our homes, we are able to enjoy the sunshine and fresh air. Zejan is not. We now need to help a friend hold onto his humanity, we need to provide hope, we need to show that we believe in him, and support him in his time of need. We are all he has left, and we know he would do it for us.

Money donated here is not refundable, and probably not even tax deductible, but it is greatly appreciated and will be used for clothing, food, and other sundry items during Zejan's prison stay.
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