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10-22-09 (8:05 p.m.) Interesting Conversation With D-Red

November 25, 2009 – 1:33 am

Some of you may remember D-Red as Stabby McStabberson from the county jail. Few of you will care that Stabby… er… D-Red that is… is apparently feeling the weight of removing another human being from the planet, and admitted that he only intended to rob the guy and took the knife along just to scare [...]

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6-06-09 (8:45 p.m.) Stabby Stabby Stabby!

July 2, 2009 – 7:50 am

No, I’ve not been stabbed (We are 4 Days Without A Stabbing). I just ran into Stabby McStabberson at the chow hall. He’s doing well, considering the 5 life sentences and all, and he’s been renamed to D-Red, which I think lacks a certain something.

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Thursday, 1-29-09 (2:00 a.m.) Inmate Update

February 18, 2009 – 3:24 pm

With Stabby McStabberson leaving on Tuesday for prison, we were deprived of our amusing prison stories and had to make do with the One-Armed Man and the Greatest American Badass retelling their favorites for the millionth time. Thankfully, our block filled its empty cell by late afternoon, so I only had to endure a few [...]

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Friday, 1-23-09 (5:30 p.m.) Stabby McStabberson Gets Sentenced

February 17, 2009 – 2:00 am

Stabby was sentenced to 30-to-life today on four murder charges. Only one dead guy, but a total of four murder charges. Also some kidnapping and burglary charges. How, exactly, you get four murder charges from one dead guy, I don’t know. He’s handling it rather well actually; he’s planning on appealing and expects a new [...]

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1-22-2009 (1:00 AM) Starter Trials

February 15, 2009 – 7:18 pm

Stabby, who will most likely get a sentence of 15-life on Friday, spent a few hours tonight talking about his trial and while he didn’t use the same words, he did confirm a theory that I’ve been knocking around since the 9th.  Your first trial, should you lose, is your starter trial. You don’t know [...]

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1-15-2009 (11:00 AM) Guilty Verdicts Abound in B Block

January 30, 2009 – 8:51 am

Today Mr. McStaberson was found guilty of murder. He’ll be sentenced to (minimum) 30-Life in prison. He’s handling it rather well, though there is a slightly stunned look in his eye. I’m guessing that I looked about the same last week. So now we have only the One Armed Man, currently in the midst of [...]

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01-10-09 (11:00 pm) Inmate Update

January 23, 2009 – 10:10 pm

Tuesday, they added a sixth person to the block, doubling up cell 10 and putting in a guy I call Stabby McStabberson.  He’s bunking with the One-Armed Man and, apparently, grew up with him. Mr. McStabberson is awaiting trial for murder (hence the name).  He’ll be starting next week.  On his first day here, he [...]

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