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8-22-09 (11:30 a.m.) Prison Shower Do’s and Don’ts for Squishy White Guys

November 12, 2009 – 4:12 am

For those who haven’t been on this side of the razor wire, the prison shower has traditionally been associated with forced mansex. The sad truth of the matter is that you are almost always safest when stripped down and soaping up with other men. There are, of course, exceptions to the rule, but generally I have found the above to be true in my experience, and these instructions – more common sense guidelines – will serve you well in all situations and should maximize your safety.

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6-04-09 (4:30 p.m.) No Smile for Joo!

June 30, 2009 – 9:54 am

6-04-09 (4:30 p.m.) No Smile for Joo! Today was orientation for the new guys. We got to meet and be lectured by the warden, who reminds me of Boss Hogg with hair (no one else sees this but me), but only in a vague and superficial way. In all other respects, he seems like a [...]

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10-23-2008

November 3, 2008 – 9:40 pm

Red is back. He was released from prison yesterday at 8:00AM and was back in here by 10:00AM this morning. According to Red, his PO locked him up because he had a warrant out for his arrest and that the judge is going to re-sentence him and do away with his probation. We’re pretty sure [...]

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