Tag Archives: sleep

10-30-09 (9:30 a.m.) Ten Thousand, One Hundred and Five

Played Red Light/Green Light with the roaches all night last night.  Kill the lights for 5 minutes or so (to lull them into a false sense of security), then turn the light on and kill! kill!  kill!
Fairly certain I annoyed my cellie, but as I live in a permanent cloud of his flatulence that defies [...]

10-29-09 (9:15 p.m.) Zug Zug

I saw the witch doctor, he told me that I should have surgery on my knee to make the hurting go away. Shoulda taken care this 4 years ago when it happened. Doc sayeth that it has only gotten worse and, if left untreated, will potentially hobble (he said ‘cripple’) me later. [...]

10-28-09 (11:15 p.m.) Wednesday

I hate Wednesday.
Day 4 (???) no meaningful sleep – minor nap from 1 to 1:45 today. Will sleep tonight.

10-27-09 (12:45 a.m.) Minor Scuffle – No Deaths

Dismantled Ninja Death Cell. Of no practical use. Day 3 with no sleep. Feeling unaccountably mean. There may be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Oh yes, indeed.

10-26-09 (1:45 a.m.) Sleep? Whassat?

Tired, can’t sleep. Visions of sugarplums, etc. etc.

01-20-2009 (3:00 AM) The State of the Zejan Address

My fellow Americans, I am having trouble sleeping at night since trial. I am so overcome with emotion that the very instant I close my eyes sleep becomes impossible until, hours later, the storm has receded and exhaustion claims me. The emotional backlash from my trial is so powerful that I am frequently unable to [...]

12-27-2008 (3:00 AM) Can’t sleep, Clowns’ll Eat Me

Man, if only I could sleep. I can’t read, I’m too keyed up… can’t concentrate… my hand hurts from Christmas Eve related asshatery, as does my jaw and left shoulder. I don’t feel stressed, jittery or upset in any way, yet I am totally unable to drift off… Meditation, no go, exercise is too much [...]

12-16-2008 (7:00 AM) OMGWTFBREAKFAST?!?

For just about the whole month of December they’ve been requiring all inmates to get up for breakfast and having guards watch over each block to make sure that everyone gets their food. I’ve tried to explain that the other inmates are welcome to my breakfast, I much prefer the sleep to food these days, [...]

10-30-2008(4)

My friends I am uncomfortably full and will be napping shortly. I know that I’m the only one that cares, but today’s lunch consists of jalapeño cheeseburger, two milks, pretzels (1oz) and two mint cocoa drinks. (You know those mint candies they give out by the handful at most restaurants? Crush one of those into [...]

10-24-2008(4)

Yeah, I got nothin’, just can’t sleep. Stupid brain! Soon I’ll be able to stab you with a Q-tip!