Tag Archives: sentences

6-06-09 (8:45 p.m.) Stabby Stabby Stabby!

No, I’ve not been stabbed (We are 4 Days Without A Stabbing). I just ran into Stabby McStabberson at the chow hall. He’s doing well, considering the 5 life sentences and all, and he’s been renamed to D-Red, which I think lacks a certain something.

Friday, 03-27-09 I Have No Cellie

My cellie rolled out to somewhere today, first thing in the morning, so I’m all alone but at least I don’t have to worry about snoring. Plus, you know, I can poop in peace. Today has been psych exam, blood tests, and testing. IQ test (132), drug and alcohol use questionnaires, readin’ and ‘rithmetic tests [...]

Thursday, 03-26-09 (9:00 p.m.) Aaaaaaaaaand They’re Off!

At six in the morning, the call to pack it up came in. Time to go to prison and wait on my appeal. Man, this shit happens way to early. At the jail, the process of shipping out to prison is relatively simple. Pack your stuff and go sit for an hour. In this particular [...]

Friday, 1-30-09 (2:30 p.m.) Creepy Guy Gets Sentenced

Sometime this morning, Creepy Guy was sentenced to five years on the F1 rape charge, and two years on the F3, G.S.I….the judge ran the sentences concurrent, so he only has to do five years in prison and will be eligible for judicial release after three (2.5 with jail time credit). The man got lucky. [...]

7-14-2008

Heh. Bad day today so I’ll talk about jail. They randomly move people around to break up any sort of long-term groupings and to facilitate rumor mongering. Today we had our fifth cell filled by a career felon, Seven different stints in prison (or seven prison numbers… that’s how they count them here) for various [...]