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Tuesday, 5-19-09 (10:45 p.m.) Day Three – Sociopaths and Videotape

Day Three has, thus far, been pretty awesome. I totally learned the masturbation cycle today, and I’d like to share it with you. You feel stressed, so you look at porn, then you punch the midget, then you feel guilty, which stresses you out and leads to dancing…er…porn and midget violence (which is a rockin’ [...]

5-28-2008

The general consensus in the block is that “Johnny be a snitchin’-ass-bitch” and took a deal to tell on Mumbles. I’ve been listening to Mumbles and Brah speak to and about Johnny all day and I’ve got to say that I prefer Mafia-style threats and intimidation (2-1) to “gang-bangers” threats. I prefer Mafia thugs deterring [...]