Tag Archives: pain

6-03-09 (10:00 p.m.) The Long Road to Lebanon: Organ Leggers, Moon Landings, and Other Various Bullshit

Well, I just got to Lebanon, and boy, is my ass sore. Actually, if I’m being honest, all of the rest of me is sore, while my ass has reached some sort of critical mass of pain heretofore unexperienced by mankind. I am gummy, smelly, and possibly in a mild state of shock. [...]

Monday, 5-18-09 (11:00 p.m.) Day Two of SORRC

Day Two was way less funny than Day One, though I did find out that I totally got the highest score on the pre-test – I rocked the house with a 97/100. I am sooo gonna be the best sex offender ever (note: this is a joke.) No, today, we discussed change and [...]

9-28-2008

My dear friends, today I read a novel titled “The Giver” (and I giggled mightily when I saw the title).  This novel is the charming story of a young boy who is chosen to be the Receiver.  As the Receiver, his job is to go into a room with an old man, take his shirt [...]