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10-31-09 (8:00 p.m.) Happy Halloween!

December 7, 2009 – 4:56 pm

I did the boring thing and went as an inmate. Medical let us use the x-ray to see if any of the shanks and hooch we collected had been tampered with, so nobody would go stabbing someone with a knife that had a razor hidden in it. All of my phat lewt was certified razor-free, [...]

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Friday, 1-30-09 (3:00 p.m.) Inmate Update

February 18, 2009 – 3:38 pm

Moustache is still here. He gets out on the 16th of February, no more probation, parole, etc. >He’s a free man. Hopefully, he doesn’t screw it up. He’s a fairly smart dude… just impulsive.
Digimon, the guy in cell 6, is in for “digital rape” of some drunken woman at a party. He later caught a [...]

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Thursday, 1-29-09 (2:00 a.m.) Inmate Update

February 18, 2009 – 3:24 pm

With Stabby McStabberson leaving on Tuesday for prison, we were deprived of our amusing prison stories and had to make do with the One-Armed Man and the Greatest American Badass retelling their favorites for the millionth time. Thankfully, our block filled its empty cell by late afternoon, so I only had to endure a few [...]

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12-15-2008 (3:30 PM) Misc.

January 21, 2009 – 7:37 pm

I stopped sending blog posts to Krusty, but haven’t stopped writing. Though I am entirely irrelevent (and I spelled that wrong) to the rest of the world I still need to write and I still need to aim this at a largely imaginary audience. So, I’m sure you’ll be happy to hear about the new [...]

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