Day Two was way less funny than Day One, though I did find out that I totally got the highest score on the pre-test – I rocked the house with a 97/100. I am sooo gonna be the best sex offender ever (note: this is a joke.) No, today, we discussed change and [...]
November 20, 2008 – 10:29 pm
After talking the One Armed Man through it, I realized that maybe other people aren’t familiar with the process either. Assuming that someone with property trusts me to show up at court, they can put up the property directly to the clerk of courts and have me out of here in less than a day. [...]
November 14, 2008 – 8:18 am
They’ve posted the newly revised commissary list and there are a few items removed that make little sense. Firstly, no more Q-tips. As far as I can tell they just don’t like us having clean ears. Secondly, and puzzling as all hell, they’ve removed vitamins (no iron). I consider myself to be reasonably bright, [...]
November 13, 2008 – 9:07 pm
I was wrong. He was only quiet for one day, and not even all of that. He’s making up for that silence today. Earlier today he spent roughly thirty minutes screaming as loudly as possible because he was bored. Since then he’s lapsed into constant whistling intersperced with moans, groans, screams and random hooting. He’s [...]
November 7, 2008 – 9:32 am
Amusing. Tom the Tuneless Whistling Assclown has a problem with blasphemy. I just heard him lecturing Thug on saying goddamn. “Man, don’t be saying all that GD shit around me, motherfucker.”
Seriously? Seriously? That is where you make your stand? Rapin’, stealin’, sellin’ drugs, havin’ sex with children, beatin’ on women, these things are just fine…but [...]
October 8, 2008 – 2:36 pm
Another sad- or rather crazy-making thing is hope. Prior to my bond being lowered I had no hope of getting out of here before trial and I was absolutely fine with it. Now, all of a sudden-like, there is a super-slim hope (with plastic applicator) that I might, possibly, maybe get out of [...]
October 3, 2008 – 10:15 pm
Should anyone wish to provide me with amusement, I am interested in reading about Voodoo, the history and practice of, and origami. Obviously these need not be books, I’ll cheerfully accept intertron printouts and such.
Speaking of books, if anyone has extra paperback copies of Harry Potter #’s 5-7 that they don’t mind donating I’d be [...]
October 1, 2008 – 7:41 pm
I’m missing something… Damn food cravings… driving me nuts.
Inmate Update:
Gollum-monkey man left for some drug treatment center today and was replaced by Whiny Kid. Whiny Kid is apparently in on a “PV violation” which ranks up there with ATM machine, Avian bird flu, EMP pulse, NIC card and double negatives for things that annoy the [...]
My eye is twitching again. Left eye that is. That’s my normal reaction to stress but it hasn’t twitched at all since my arrest. Interesting. Also interesting: When you spend a lot of time suppressing an emotional reaction it will creep into and dominate your dreams.
Ever have a dream where you can’t stop crying? I [...]
Continued cast of characters addon/update.
Current cast:
Brah: Has trial on Thursday (6-19). All of his co-defendants have taken plea bargains to testify against him. More than likely he’s fucked.
Crackhead: Crackhead has been here since Saturday (6-7) and today was his first shower (at my request) since sometime around April.
Busted for selling crack with his kids in [...]