Tag Archives: eye twitch

2-18-2010 (10:30 PM) Words that Captain Dumbass Maliciously mispronounces at me:

Subtle isn’t very when you go around pronouncing it Sub-tul. It makes my eye twitchy but not nearly as badly as the word “fathom” which somehow acquires an “N” thus making it almost impossible for me to “fanthom” my inability to stab him in the face. Perhaps his inability to speak like a normal human [...]

6-27-2008 (2)

Had stuff to write, drawing total blank. Eye twitch approaching critical mass, producing cooling breeze for other inmates. I miss you guys.