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6-03-09 (10:00 p.m.) The Long Road to Lebanon: Organ Leggers, Moon Landings, and Other Various Bullshit

Well, I just got to Lebanon, and boy, is my ass sore. Actually, if I’m being honest, all of the rest of me is sore, while my ass has reached some sort of critical mass of pain heretofore unexperienced by mankind. I am gummy, smelly, and possibly in a mild state of shock. Everything seems [...]

6-27-2008 (2)

Had stuff to write, drawing total blank. Eye twitch approaching critical mass, producing cooling breeze for other inmates. I miss you guys.