October 1, 2009 – 9:13 am
I go now to clean my cell. In the dark. Not that I’m complaining. Much.
September 30, 2009 – 7:04 pm
I live in a small, dark shithole.
Literally! Less than 2 weeks after I arrived in this wonderland of robbin’, rapin’, and stabbin’, my light went all strobey-flashy-epilepsy-inducing on me, before finally giving up the ghost in one last cataclysmic burst of strobey-flashy. The proper authorities were informed that my cellie and I now [...]
Honestly, not a lot of funny these days. Well, ok, Day 4 had an awesome questionnaire called “Am I A Rapist” which had me trying manfully not to giggle. You are totally a rapist if you’ve ever had sex with a drunk chick, if you’ve ever laughed at a rape joke (lots of [...]
February 18, 2009 – 3:33 pm
Okay, so, after having a large scary man shove his dick in my face and threaten to fuck me, being moved into my old cell which hadn’t been cleaned since I left it back in November (and which had been covered in “boggers” as one nose-digging idiot wrote), cleaning said cell for hours, and then [...]
February 15, 2009 – 7:18 pm
Stabby, who will most likely get a sentence of 15-life on Friday, spent a few hours tonight talking about his trial and while he didn’t use the same words, he did confirm a theory that I’ve been knocking around since the 9th. Your first trial, should you lose, is your starter trial. You don’t know [...]
January 23, 2009 – 9:24 am
Good news, my lawyer dropped by today for a quick chat. Bad news is that I’m still not confident of his preparations. Nothing personal, I just think that he’s doing a bit of last minute lawyering after working other cases that didn’t pay up front… or at least that’s what my gut tells me. My [...]
November 17, 2008 – 2:00 am
My friends, I have gorged myself and am now the single fattest human ever. One small bag o’ Dorito-wannabes, one seriously jumbo honeybun… smeared with peanut butter *cough* and one cup of butterscotch hot cocoa… wow.
I also have a new pen… Donno how that’s gonna’ work out though… kinda smeary.
And yes, I am very much [...]
September 16, 2008 – 4:29 pm
Today was a good day. Visited with my older brother, talked with Bobby, gained a small measure of hope… much good.
(The rest of this is me writing just to write. Feel free to skip.)
OK… time for the jail diet & exercise plan… well, my exercise plan anyway. Rigid “I will do x number of whatever’s” [...]
Yeah, I threw away the second post from today (Actually I didn’t…)
Today Sneers tried to instigate something ‘tween Red and me. Red is rabidly racist, and prior to Red wandering into our little slice of Heaven, Sneers heard and remembered me say that I hate racism. Dropping this tidbit caused Red to reevaluate our relationship…I [...]
Reading from the Qur’an I come across something that interests me:
“The foolish people will say; ‘What has turned them away from the prayer direction they used to face?’ Say ‘East and West belong to God. He guides whoever he will to the right way’”
and then later:
“Each community has its own direction to which it turns: [...]