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6-03-09 (10:00 p.m.) The Long Road to Lebanon: Organ Leggers, Moon Landings, and Other Various Bullshit

Well, I just got to Lebanon, and boy, is my ass sore. Actually, if I’m being honest, all of the rest of me is sore, while my ass has reached some sort of critical mass of pain heretofore unexperienced by mankind. I am gummy, smelly, and possibly in a mild state of shock. Everything seems [...]

12-25-2008 (8:00 AM) Magic Johnson Has the Cure for AIDS But They Won’t Give it to You if You Aren’t Rich

Magic Johnson no longer tests positive for HIV or AIDS because he is rich and the cure isn’t going to make the drug companies any real money so they just let people die. Polio, a birth defect that fucks you up like a motherfucker, also has a cure but they won’t let anyone have it [...]

11-13-2008 (1:30 AM)

Friends, romans, Countrymen, I am a big fat hog with the willpower of… uh… I guess I’m saying that I don’t have a lot of willpower. “But Zej,” you exclaim “you are but a skeletal husk, how can you be a big, fat, hog?” Simple, have any of *you* eaten half of a jar of [...]