Johnny

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I don’t have a funny nickname for Johnny. Johnny is roughly five feet tall and about eighty pounds. Johnny has smoked an incredible amount of crack. Johnny would have been called Mumbles, but the sounds coming out of his mouth are even less coherent than Mumbles’ “speech”. His voice is mushy and whiny, his eyes barely open slits, breath that is foul enough to curdle milk at 30 paces.

Johnny has a lovely singing voice.

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