Zejan's Jail Diaries http://zejanmonkey.com Ramblings of an innocent prisoner... Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:54:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Oh crap! http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/oh-crap/ http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/oh-crap/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:54:26 +0000 Krusty Ruffle http://zejanmonkey.com/?p=403 I was doing some maintenance stuff and accidentally deleted a comment from Patsie… I am sorry :^(

]]> http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/oh-crap/feed/ 0 10-31-09 (8:00 p.m.) Happy Halloween! http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/10-31-09-800-p-m-happy-halloween/ http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/10-31-09-800-p-m-happy-halloween/#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:56:57 +0000 Krusty Ruffle http://zejanmonkey.com/?p=402 I did the boring thing and went as an inmate. Medical let us use the x-ray to see if any of the shanks and hooch we collected had been tampered with, so nobody would go stabbing someone with a knife that had a razor hidden in it. All of my phat lewt was certified razor-free, but I think that the hooch was bad…it smelled like rotten fruit.

]]> http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/10-31-09-800-p-m-happy-halloween/feed/ 0 10-30-09 (9:30 a.m.) Ten Thousand, One Hundred and Five http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-five/ http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-five/#comments Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:54:52 +0000 Krusty Ruffle http://zejanmonkey.com/?p=401 Played Red Light/Green Light with the roaches all night last night.  Kill the lights for 5 minutes or so (to lull them into a false sense of security), then turn the light on and kill! kill!  kill!

Fairly certain I annoyed my cellie, but as I live in a permanent cloud of his flatulence that defies description, fuck him.

Going to sleep (finally).  Right…….now!

]]> http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-five/feed/ 0 10-29-09 (9:15 p.m.) Zug Zug http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/zug-zug/ http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/zug-zug/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:53:57 +0000 Krusty Ruffle http://zejanmonkey.com/?p=400 I saw the witch doctor, he told me that I should have surgery on my knee to make the hurting go away. Shoulda taken care this 4 years ago when it happened. Doc sayeth that it has only gotten worse and, if left untreated, will potentially hobble (he said ‘cripple’) me later. I’m opting for surgery.

Nurse said I looked tired. I giggled uncontrollably for a few minutes. She moved away. Will sleep TONIGHT. Dammit. Day 5.

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Day 4 (???) no meaningful sleep – minor nap from 1 to 1:45 today. Will sleep tonight.

]]> http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/wednesday/feed/ 0 10-27-09 (12:45 a.m.) Minor Scuffle – No Deaths http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/minor-scuffle-no-deaths/ http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/minor-scuffle-no-deaths/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:08:33 +0000 Krusty Ruffle http://zejanmonkey.com/?p=398 Dismantled Ninja Death Cell. Of no practical use. Day 3 with no sleep. Feeling unaccountably mean. There may be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Oh yes, indeed.

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]]> http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/sleep-whassat/feed/ 0 10-25-09 (9:15 p.m.) Nine Thousand, Eight Hundred and Fifty-Three http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/nine-thousand-eight-hundred-and-fifty-three/ http://zejanmonkey.com/diary-entries/nine-thousand-eight-hundred-and-fifty-three/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:30:02 +0000 Krusty Ruffle http://zejanmonkey.com/?p=396 And counting. Read Homeland, Exile, and Sojourn today. R.A. Salvatore’s only good work to date.

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