Day Three has, thus far, been pretty awesome. I totally learned the masturbation cycle today, and I’d like to share it with you. You feel stressed, so you look at porn, then you punch the midget, then you feel guilty, which stresses you out and leads to dancing…er…porn and midget violence (which is a rockin’ name for a Black Metal song)
We also watched a short film (again from the ’80s) featuring a zombie psychologist interviewing two rapists. The first guy was a minister who had over 100 victims, almost all of whom were disadvantages youths with bad home lives. This guy totally creeped me out…he described his crimes with almost no emotion, and you just expected him to start cackling or get all misty-eyed and dreamy during the interview. Just thinking about this guy makes me sick.
The second sociopathic rapist guy broke into this woman’s house, made her put her 18-month-old child to bed, and then raped her multiple times, and for the grand finale handed her a knife and tried to get her to kill him. I wonder if she’d have gotten a measure of closure or peace if she’d done it. I woulda.
Oh, and there is a “causal link” between pornography and rape, as all rapists and sex offenders have viewed pornography at some point in their lives. I’m going to guess that they all have mothers and father, eat food, and live on planet Earth, so maybe they should study that too. C’mon people, let’s try some real science here. I’m pretty sure that Playboy doesn’t make people go all rapey. Yeesh.