9-17-2008

Ugh, who’da thunked that two cups of coffee would keep me awake all night? Very sleepy…only short naps today…brain no workie good.

Inmate update:

Red, he of the super racist jokes, has left these fair…uh, shores…for CRC (Correctional Receiving Center) to finish out his time. CRC is, as you might expect, where all of the sentenced prisoners in this portion of the state go to find out in what actual prison they will languish. Red will most likely spend two weeks at CRC and then his remaining three weeks in a “real” prison. He was sentenced on a parole violation (over five months ago) to serve seven months in prison. Apparently his PO and the jail forgot about him all this time.

Woof is still here, his wife is seriously crazy…he’s let me read a few of her letters. Wow. She ranges from “I love you forever” to “You are a hateful cheating bastard and I hate you” with a healthy dose of “there are bugs on me” crazy for spice. He’ll be out of here with his crazy wife the day after Thanksgiving.

Tom-Tuneless-Whistle-Assclown is also still here, still talking about the good ol’ days sellin’ drugs. He still makes fantastically annoying sounds at all hours of the day and night.

Crazy old dude in #8 has been replaced with a guy who is a cross between Gollum and a monkey. He’s also another one of those repeat-the-funny-thing-from-the-TV-and-ask-if-we-just-heard-that people. Annoying (mildly) but harmless.

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