Mumbles decided that he was “gon’ turn this bitch out” and promptly started throwing things. Currently there are several smashed packages of relish (from lunch), fruit cups (also lunch), commissary forms, an entire phone book (in single pages), puddles of what I sincerely hope is only water, three decks of cards, all the chess pieces, Kool Aid, dominoes, torn and soggy books… you get the idea.
I am sincerely contemplating violence. God help him if anything comes into my cell.