New in the saga of Mumbles… It seems that since Mumbles’ people have no property they have found some crack-head (literally) who has been on the same job for nine years to sign for Mumbles’ bond. As Mumbles and his family all sell crack , this should be a done deal. Unfortunately this woman decided that she didn’t want to be responsible for his bond so they decided to beat her up. I hope they recorded his calls…
Seriously.
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My apologies for being sexist. When you said “they have found some crackhead”, I automatically assumed that it was a guy. “Until this woman decided…” reminded me that being a crackhead is an equal opportunity role to lead in life, and need not have a separation between gender, creed, or color.
See, that’s kind of odd from my point of view, it seems like I know more women who have ended up on massive drugs than men… I suppose that it could just be that I never paid much attention to the men though??
Or, maybe I should just quit judging the world based on my exes???
Crap, now I have to wonder if I was drawn to bad women, or if I was the cause of their downfall??
DAMN!
ROFLMAO…that’s some funny shit Krusty.
It amazes me that these guys manage to keep up business from inside the jail. Geez
Oh my god. This is both terribly depressing and incredibly funny to read at the same time.
I find myself transfixed by your daily account of life on the “inside”. Keep writing, bro. You’ll be out in no-time.