Author Archives: Krusty Ruffle

10-29-09 (9:15 p.m.) Zug Zug

December 4, 2009 – 7:53 am

I saw the witch doctor, he told me that I should have surgery on my knee to make the hurting go away. Shoulda taken care this 4 years ago when it happened. Doc sayeth that it has only gotten worse and, if left untreated, will potentially hobble (he said ‘cripple’) me later. I’m opting for [...]

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10-28-09 (11:15 p.m.) Wednesday

December 3, 2009 – 7:30 am

I hate Wednesday. Day 4 (???) no meaningful sleep – minor nap from 1 to 1:45 today. Will sleep tonight.

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10-27-09 (12:45 a.m.) Minor Scuffle – No Deaths

December 2, 2009 – 7:08 am

Dismantled Ninja Death Cell. Of no practical use. Day 3 with no sleep. Feeling unaccountably mean. There may be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Oh yes, indeed.

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10-26-09 (1:45 a.m.) Sleep? Whassat?

December 1, 2009 – 8:38 am

Tired, can’t sleep. Visions of sugarplums, etc. etc.

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10-25-09 (9:15 p.m.) Nine Thousand, Eight Hundred and Fifty-Three

November 30, 2009 – 8:30 am

And counting. Read Homeland, Exile, and Sojourn today. R.A. Salvatore’s only good work to date.

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10-24-09 (11:30 p.m.) Exciting Day!!

November 27, 2009 – 9:30 pm

Had cake at brunch.

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10-23-09 (11:45 a.m.) Books I’ve Read in Prison

November 25, 2009 – 7:24 pm

Off the top of my head, not even a remotely complete listing: Neil Gaiman: Anansi Boys Stardust Neverwhere William C. Dietz: For More Than Glory Logos Run Pullman: Golden Compass trilogy Richard Morgan: Altered Carbon Broken Angels Alex Berenson: The Silent Man Steinhauer: The Tourist Heinlein: Like 20 books Spider Robinson: Free Lunch Night of [...]

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10-22-09 (8:05 p.m.) Interesting Conversation With D-Red

November 25, 2009 – 1:33 am

Some of you may remember D-Red as Stabby McStabberson from the county jail. Few of you will care that Stabby… er… D-Red that is… is apparently feeling the weight of removing another human being from the planet, and admitted that he only intended to rob the guy and took the knife along just to scare [...]

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10-21-09 (1:00 a.m.) Visiting Day! Hoorj!

November 24, 2009 – 5:30 pm

Excellent visit – sort of – with Kraty Dervish and Earth Mother Peacenik. Vend-o-matic food was good, laugh good, hugs good. Soul-crushing paranoia bad. Moderate worries about extortion attempt #15 proved true when two more dudes ran into my cell. After a minor scuffle, they ran off. No chance to use the Ninja Death Cell [...]

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10-20-09 (11:30 p.m.) I Remain Unextortable (or at least unextorted)

November 23, 2009 – 4:37 am

Extortion attempt #15 (approximately…give or take a couple) came at about 7:30 tonight, when two dudes ran into my cell and attempted to scare me into paying them. I pushed them bodily out of my cell and prepared for round two. Shut my door when I noticed about half a dozen guys waiting to run [...]

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