Author Archives: Krusty Ruffle

Oh crap!

I was doing some maintenance stuff and accidentally deleted a comment from Patsie… I am sorry :^(

10-31-09 (8:00 p.m.) Happy Halloween!

I did the boring thing and went as an inmate. Medical let us use the x-ray to see if any of the shanks and hooch we collected had been tampered with, so nobody would go stabbing someone with a knife that had a razor hidden in it. All of my phat lewt was certified razor-free, [...]

10-30-09 (9:30 a.m.) Ten Thousand, One Hundred and Five

Played Red Light/Green Light with the roaches all night last night.  Kill the lights for 5 minutes or so (to lull them into a false sense of security), then turn the light on and kill! kill!  kill!
Fairly certain I annoyed my cellie, but as I live in a permanent cloud of his flatulence that defies [...]

10-29-09 (9:15 p.m.) Zug Zug

I saw the witch doctor, he told me that I should have surgery on my knee to make the hurting go away. Shoulda taken care this 4 years ago when it happened. Doc sayeth that it has only gotten worse and, if left untreated, will potentially hobble (he said ‘cripple’) me later. [...]

10-28-09 (11:15 p.m.) Wednesday

I hate Wednesday.
Day 4 (???) no meaningful sleep – minor nap from 1 to 1:45 today. Will sleep tonight.

10-27-09 (12:45 a.m.) Minor Scuffle – No Deaths

Dismantled Ninja Death Cell. Of no practical use. Day 3 with no sleep. Feeling unaccountably mean. There may be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Oh yes, indeed.

10-26-09 (1:45 a.m.) Sleep? Whassat?

Tired, can’t sleep. Visions of sugarplums, etc. etc.

10-25-09 (9:15 p.m.) Nine Thousand, Eight Hundred and Fifty-Three

And counting. Read Homeland, Exile, and Sojourn today. R.A. Salvatore’s only good work to date.

10-24-09 (11:30 p.m.) Exciting Day!!

Had cake at brunch.

10-23-09 (11:45 a.m.) Books I’ve Read in Prison

Off the top of my head, not even a remotely complete listing:

Neil Gaiman:

Anansi Boys
Stardust
Neverwhere

William C. Dietz:

For More Than Glory
Logos Run

Pullman:

Golden Compass trilogy

Richard Morgan:

Altered Carbon
Broken Angels

Alex Berenson:

The Silent Man

Steinhauer:

The Tourist

Heinlein:

Like 20 books

Spider Robinson:

Free Lunch
Night of Power

Joohn Scalzi:
Android’s Dream
Old Man’s War trilogy

Also:

Blue War
Gust Front
When the Devil Dances
Cally’s War
The Hero
Pandora’s Star
Judas Unchained
Ender’s Game
Speaker for the Dead
Xenocide
Children of the [...]