Oh crap!

March 2, 2010 – 3:54 pm

I was doing some maintenance stuff and accidentally deleted a comment from Patsie… I am sorry :^(

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10-31-09 (8:00 p.m.) Happy Halloween!

December 7, 2009 – 4:56 pm

I did the boring thing and went as an inmate. Medical let us use the x-ray to see if any of the shanks and hooch we collected had been tampered with, so nobody would go stabbing someone with a knife that had a razor hidden in it. All of my phat lewt was certified razor-free, but I think that the hooch was bad…it smelled like rotten fruit.

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10-30-09 (9:30 a.m.) Ten Thousand, One Hundred and Five

December 5, 2009 – 10:54 am

Played Red Light/Green Light with the roaches all night last night.  Kill the lights for 5 minutes or so (to lull them into a false sense of security), then turn the light on and kill! kill!  kill!

Fairly certain I annoyed my cellie, but as I live in a permanent cloud of his flatulence that defies description, fuck him.

Going to sleep (finally).  Right…….now!

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10-29-09 (9:15 p.m.) Zug Zug

December 4, 2009 – 7:53 am

I saw the witch doctor, he told me that I should have surgery on my knee to make the hurting go away. Shoulda taken care this 4 years ago when it happened. Doc sayeth that it has only gotten worse and, if left untreated, will potentially hobble (he said ‘cripple’) me later. I’m opting for surgery.

Nurse said I looked tired. I giggled uncontrollably for a few minutes. She moved away. Will sleep TONIGHT. Dammit. Day 5.

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10-28-09 (11:15 p.m.) Wednesday

December 3, 2009 – 7:30 am

I hate Wednesday.

Day 4 (???) no meaningful sleep – minor nap from 1 to 1:45 today. Will sleep tonight.

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10-27-09 (12:45 a.m.) Minor Scuffle – No Deaths

December 2, 2009 – 7:08 am

Dismantled Ninja Death Cell. Of no practical use. Day 3 with no sleep. Feeling unaccountably mean. There may be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. Oh yes, indeed.

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10-26-09 (1:45 a.m.) Sleep? Whassat?

December 1, 2009 – 8:38 am

Tired, can’t sleep. Visions of sugarplums, etc. etc.

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10-25-09 (9:15 p.m.) Nine Thousand, Eight Hundred and Fifty-Three

November 30, 2009 – 8:30 am

And counting. Read Homeland, Exile, and Sojourn today. R.A. Salvatore’s only good work to date.

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10-24-09 (11:30 p.m.) Exciting Day!!

November 27, 2009 – 9:30 pm

Had cake at brunch.

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10-23-09 (11:45 a.m.) Books I’ve Read in Prison

November 25, 2009 – 7:24 pm

Off the top of my head, not even a remotely complete listing:

  • Neil Gaiman:
    • Anansi Boys
    • Stardust
    • Neverwhere
  • William C. Dietz:
    • For More Than Glory
    • Logos Run
  • Pullman:
    • Golden Compass trilogy
  • Richard Morgan:
    • Altered Carbon
    • Broken Angels
  • Alex Berenson:
    • The Silent Man
  • Steinhauer:
    • The Tourist
  • Heinlein:
    • Like 20 books
  • Spider Robinson:
    • Free Lunch
    • Night of Power
  • Joohn Scalzi:
      Android’s Dream

    • Old Man’s War trilogy
  • Also:
    • Blue War
    • Gust Front
    • When the Devil Dances
    • Cally’s War
    • The Hero
    • Pandora’s Star
    • Judas Unchained
    • Ender’s Game
    • Speaker for the Dead
    • Xenocide
    • Children of the Mind

    ok, that’s enough. Some day I’ll make a full listing.

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